This is going to be a long post, although that doesn’t matter since I’m off school with some horrible sore throat/headache/sick/everything that could possibly be wrong is wrong bug.
So here goes..

The last day of school was not the last day of school in the end. Since the whole country was affected by snow! It was great! I met up with Toby, Sarah, Suzie and her boyfriend, Rob, and we went sledging. It was really fun. Until Toby went down the hill and I tried to rugby tackle him. I failed, but Rob didn’t, then I jumped on them and Toby’s nose got slightly broken. I felt really bad, as did Suzie who’d jumped on us all afterwards. Once he’d stopped bleeding we built a snowman and then sent Suzie down the hill through it! It was so funny; she was short enough to bash through the body & leave the head intact! After that, we all went back to my house to warm up a bit. We all had hot chocolate and we put a candle in a chocolate cake thing for Rob ’cause it was his birthday! It was cute! Then we walked back to Toby’s h0use and waited for Phil to come over. It was so fun with him. We built a snowman in their garden, and Phil asked whether we should make it a girl or a boy, so I started to make it some boobs. Then he said ‘shall we make it both?’, so I did!

It was then made even funnier when Toby got out the BB guns! The automatic rifle and the pistol. We attacked the snowman for a while, shooting its head and stuff. Toby circumcised it, then Phil castrated it fully! I put a few shots through its head but then I went inside and got some hot chocolate ’cause I was getting freezing. When they came in too, I was shown this:
They had shot a massive hole all the way through!
It was a fun day. After Phil had taken lots of photos with his awesome camera he went to see his girlfriend, although I think his car couldn’t cope with the snow and he couldn’t get there.
For the next week we were doing odd games and stuff, and then Toby came round on Christmas Eve. He got here and we had lunch before my Grandparents came over. And then we did the PRESENTS! Toby is incredible! He bought me a gorgeous white gold an diamond necklace. And some Science Putty, and a Slanket! The necklace is soo lovely, Science Putty is so fun to play with and the Slanket is so warm and nice. He’s so sweet. He loved what I bought him, too. I got him a really nice thermal hoodie from American Apparel, some awesome Glow in the Dark gloves (he’d said he didn’t have any gloves and these were just awesome!) and some blank CD-Rs that look like vinyl records. I put some songs that mean something to us on one of them as a little ‘aw’ type pressie. It was really nice to see Toby on Christmas Eve, although I would have loved to see him on the day itself, but it wasn’t the end of the world.
I was really happy on Christmas day! I got loads of clothes, new shoes, the promise of a brand new diving BCD for Christmas and my birthday! It was great! We did the usual after presents. Big dinner, silly hats, etc. It was a nice day.
I went to Toby’s on Boxing Day. It was nice. His mum and dad and Sarah all liked the presents I gave them, and they gave me a really nice set of smellies. We had nice buffet food for dinner and stuff. It was a nice day, although I can’t really remember much of what we did apart from drinking Malibu and Coke and Blue Lagoons!
A similar event was New Year’s Eve, well, the drinking side of it anyway. There was a lot of Call of Duty going on between Toby, Phil, Phil’s lady, Sophie, and me. It was really fun. I stayed over too, which was nice.
Typically though, as soon as it comes to going back to school I get ill. It happened at the beginning of the year, and it happened again. Cold, cough, throwing up, etc. But yeah. It’s not too bad. I only missed one day because it SNOWED AGAIN! We had nearly a foot here, it was awesome. I went over to Toby’s and we had an inside, hiding from the snow day, on the Wednesday. This weekend was mental though, Toby was bored of being stuck inside working from home, so we went to town for lunch! And then he stayed over at mine so Dad didn’t have to drive in the dark. That was nice too. Then Dad decided we should go for a walk on the Sunday.. In the snow! It was nice to spend so much time with Toby really.
Shame we had a bit of a disagreement the next day, but it’s all sorted out now. Thank God.










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